"Wadda ya know, ya wanka!"
Sounds from a suburban sitting room
Slob in an armchair
Ruling the world through a glass eyed master
"Look-a-dat man, ya crap!"
Couch potato superstar
Hung with olympic golds
For suppin' and swillin' and sweatin'
"Ya talkin' shite man!"
Armchair genius, potbellied Einstein
Too daft to notice
His life behind glass